I am too busy with my flowers to believe

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

(via yelyahwilliams)

leroyberrys:

in a sudden plot twist everyone i follow is now from europe

(via khalrhaego)

eurovision is great it’s basically europe coming together to laugh at each other and then get angry when we don’t win

(Source: iancrawfords, via khalrhaego)

buttjaws:

bradisourking:

riddlemetom:

and all of Europe gathers to watch the same show at the same time

#feels united and at war simultaneously

It’s like a family dinner where everyone hates each other, so they’re all making snarky jabs at each other.

(via khalrhaego)